my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!
the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.
MILF
Money I’d Like to Find
“I love you but you hurt me a lot”— cess (via eatingisfab)
God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is
